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Confused Pistons Don’t Know How to Tank

Detroit Pistons 109, Philadelphia 76ers 101 Seeming unclear on exactly what the concept of “tanking” entails, the Detroit Pistons have now won their last four consecutive games at precisely…Read More

Kyle Singler Not a Match For Jeff Green, Shockingly

Midway through the fourth quarter, Brandon Knight broke loose and found himself matched one-on-one with thin air. Somehow, the air won. It was a fitting metaphor for the Pistons’ night, as they…Read More

Pistons Win Worst Revenge Game of All Time

The Pistons just won a game I was responsible for recapping for the first time ever, and I’m 85% sure it was not an April Fool’s Joke. Detroit avenged last Friday’s defeat against the…Read More

Andre Drummond is the One Who Knocks

Well, it didn’t result in a win, but at least the Pistons are fun again. I’ve finally gotten to watch Andre Drummond live, and I can say I wasn’t disappointed. The Pistons’ promising…Read More

Sources Confirm Rodney Stuckey is Not Dead (Pistons Lose Anyways)

Portland Trail Blazers 112, Detroit Pistons 101 Well, I’m still confident they’re not tanking. A late 10-0 run had the Pistons in striking range of snapping their 7-game losing streak on the…Read More

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Harrison Barnes Dunks on Pistons’ Hopes, Dreams

Golden State Warriors 105, Detroit Pistons 97 The good news is the Pistons played arguably their best…Read More

Pistons Lose to Knicks (and League Pass, Too)

When I turned on my Xbox to watch tonight’s game, I clicked on the “Knicks at Pistons”…Read More

Pistons Vaguely Inconvenience Spurs

San Antonio 114, Detroit 75 Welp. To quote Michael Bluth, I don’t know what I expected. How much…Read More

Pre-Game: Pistons at Wizards, February 27

Well, the second half of the season hasn’t been kind to the Detroit Pistons, to say the least. The…Read More

Horford, Smith, Teague Bury Pistons

Hawks 114, Pistons 103 With just under five minutes to play in the third, Kyle Korver hit his fourth…Read More