Pistons Fall to Lowly Warriors, Dreadful Season Continues

Oh well, at least Pistons don’t have 90 million dollars locked up in mediocre, one dimensional players like Ben Gordon and Charlie Villanueva

At least Pistons have a point guard to build around

At least their best big man on the roster isn’t past his prime

At least they don’t have a huge jam at two positions

At least their first round pick isn’t getting wood splinters

At least they have an experienced coach

At least their GM has a stellar history at drafting players early in the draft

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  • http://www.shawnkempskids.com Drew

    My condolences to you Toasterhands (and to NBAKayes too).

    For some reason I really enjoyed this post. Wasn’t someone saying all of this before the season started? Who could that person be?

  • BIGBILL

    This didn’t make me laugh, I am more depressed.