Satire?
Surely.
But it’s still funny.
Straight Bangin’s Do You Really Want to Win the Michael Contest?
Fine print item number 8 of 13:
Contest Winner shall neither inquire about nor even mention: Kwame Brown, the Washington Wizards, the 1995 NBA playoffs, the awkward clawing fight with Reggie Miller, the Birmingham Barrons, the Jordan IX, any Jordan model after XIV, [...]

Wayne State University student and NBA enthusiast Steve Kays (@NBAKays) is Toasterhands’ newly anointed partner in crime in this here Jungle that is LoD.

‘Jungle’ is probably overestimating LoD’s mojo a little.
But LoD always had high self-esteem.
Always.

According to a HOOPSWORLD article by Luke Byrnes, former Baylor guard Curtis Jerrells has signed a partially guaranteed deal with Detroit (hat tip- Leif Anderson) . As of nearly midnight, no other sources have reported such.
Jerrells played in the Vegas Summer league with Dallas, averaging 5.2 ppg in 5 games (9min/gm). The 6′1 Jerrells was undrafted out [...]

#7 Anthony Goldwire
Anthony Goldwire spent twenty lovely days in 04/05 as a Detroit Piston by way of two ten day contracts, the first signed just one day after Detroit kicked Larry Brown’s red headed step-child Smush Parker to the curb. In twenty days Goldwire did manage to see action in nine games, which if nothing else, tells [...]

Been in the ol’ toaster too long.
Must eject.

Dan Feldman’s second favorite team is San Antonio, “When I watch the Spurs, I see what the Pistons could have been. And Detroit was just the Darko pick away from being San Antonio. I rarely feel strongly about a team other than the Pistons. I didn’t really root [...]