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Pistons Now Nicely Positioned as 6th Best Team in the East

Does sarcasm come across well on the internet?

With the signings of Charlie Villanueva and Ben Gordon, the Pistons have slithered their way into the sixth position in the East.  Joe D. will now have to pull a Kirk Gibson to maneuver the team into the top half of the East.

As it stands right now,

1. Celtics (healthy)

2. Magic

3. Cavs

4. Hawks

5. Heat/Bulls

6. Us/Heat/Bulls

- Bulls will be obviously hurt by the Gordon departure, but Deng will be back and the team is young and hungry

- A healthy Wizards team could easily win 40+ games

- Sixers aren’t horrible

- Bobcats might be in position to grab a playoff spot depending on any signings they make

-  I like the direction of the Pacers

Consider this,

As it stands right now the Pistons have Charlie at the PF and Kwame ”Stonehands” Brown at the C.

I’ll say it again, Joe D. better have something else brewing.

Topics: Ben Gordon, Charlie Villanueva

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